Calvert4096's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gone Too Far Too]

needs MOAR GOAR

Other than the lack of zombie guts/brains shotgunned all over the ground, this was pretty slick. Hot damn, if I didn't know any better, I would've said chluaid made this.

[Jack Matthews]

melt-your-face-awesome

Very good quality animation.

WANT MOAR

[When You Wish Upon A Star]

Hilariously twisted

Just what I expect from this site. Good job!

[LARRY episode 1.5]

Borat - "avehry naiss"

Great professional-looking animation and loltacular comedic timing- very few submissions are this good. Looking forward to #2.

[Press Start: Familiar]

You, sir, win

Now I need to go watch the earlier ones

[Marvel Collab]

I don't understand why people are hating on this..

Some of the scenes weren't stellar, but most were worth watching, and a few almost made me fall out of my chair. I never thought I would that dumb show my mom watches would ever provide material for satire. Metro-Mr Sinister ftw.
general: fag.
officer: eh, I'd do 'im
*general's eyes pop out of his head*
roflcopter

JKAmovies responds:

I guess it just depends on the person's sense of humour. . .

[Gravity_]

Very evocative

I would disagree that this is especially instructive as far as science is concerned. It is however, a very cool piece of impressionistic poetry/animation. Reminds me of when Carlos Santana said that his music "rearranges your molecular structure" -- absurd if taken literally, but I guess that's not the point.

[Captain Violence]

Obviously a lot of effort

Not gut-busting funny, but definitely worth watching. And the animation was pretty good. I'd like to see you do better, Scroler.

sorbitol responds:

Thanks Calvert4096! Really glad you like it and found it worth watching!

Thanks for the score too!

:D

[OTB - Dogfight]

Decent rendering of an X-32

..however, jet engine intake != gigantic laser gun. Technically speaking.

RadioTubeClock responds:

Thanks. And yes I know, although I'm sure with he intake that large you could certainly fit one :P

[Terminator: Madness]

lawl russian robots... russbots?

So random...the broken english makes it all the funnier.
"Ekzuz mi pliz"